I have a confession to make?

I'm actually an alien from the Chucrugliatix Galaxy that has been leading a survey mission for the Galactic Alliance to see if your species is worthy enough to join our alliance. From the stats I got from this internet site I have deemed you to be far too belligerent and so your homeworld shall continue to be quarantined. Oh ya when you see those UFOs flying around, those are alien teenagers going for a joy ride, carefully they are usually drunk on Romulan Ale.